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Eneco
Andre the German Gorilla did it again, Brittney can't even count that high. HTC is owning Eneco. That's right I said it...Tony Martin is going to take this one. Write it down --check. EBH???? What is going on there? He can't catch a break, third again. How does that feel, being in the mix every time, but unable to close the deal. FRUSTRATION. Probably some Norwegian words that we can't pronounce or say in church. Yesterday: Jack Bobridge or "Jacky Bobby" as CVDV and Dave Z like to call him, scored his first pro win with Garmin. Jacky Bobby is the Austrialian U23 Nat TT Champ--so you can impress your riding buddies with your super cycling knowledge.

"check out the big brain on Brett"

GP Ouest France
Ouch...248k worth of racing in the Brittany region of France. Matt Goss of HTC edges out Tyler. Tyler probably hates white, yellow and green. Seems like anyone in an HTC kit is going to put Tyler on the second step. HTC is a winning factory, Bob must put something in the water. Oops, probably should not say that. I guess I should say something like "Bob sure knows his stuff." There no harm no foul.

Utah
Someone who looks alot like me said that Levi looked good for the podium in this one. Ok, not like that was a big stretch on my part. He did just kill it in Leadville, and I do not use "Kill It" lightly when I describe what he did in the nosebleed section of Colorado. There are chalk outlines, and police tape everywhere. There is a ME in TEAM, there is an I in Levi. Levi is his own team. What would he have done if he had a team? Mancebo rode for a local bike shop. How cool is that? Imagine you are the shop owner of a local SLC bike shop, and you get a call... Canyon Bicycles this is________how may I help you? Yes, we have a team, our team is riding in the Tour of Utah...Uh, yeah, so you want to ride on our team? Yeah, I remember you winning last year...Sure...that would be great????? 2nd place not bad. How about that Ian Boswell for third? Axel Merckx likes what he sees and Ian will be riding for Trek Livestrong next year.

Tulsa
Some dude on an old rusty 10speed raced this Richard Simmons look-a-like on a Pink St. Francis cruiser, for like 100yards.