Showing posts with label Classics. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Classics. Show all posts

Monday, April 8, 2013

Rubaix cube

Ok, so Fabian did the Ronde - Rubaix two step, and in the process hoisted the cobble for the third time. Now we can all get caught up in the hoopla that Mr. Swiss Miss has poured out, or we can look at what really happened in the Queen of the Classics.

Biggest losers on the day are Omega Pharma (OPQS), yes they did get the last step on the podium with Terpstra. Don't get me wrong I don't want to take away from what Niki did, he rode an excellent race and had the best luck of the whole OPQS squad, and most likely would have been higher up if he had not been playing the teammate in the chase groups that he found himself. First off, how about Stybar? Where did this guy come from? CX, that's where. That is where just three years ago he was running all over Belgium wearing the Rainbow jersey of the World Champ, and then Quick Step snatched him up and put him on the road. Someone knew what they were doing when they drew up that contract. Zednek rode hard for the team and then clawed his way on to the charging Spartacus until a hapless collision with a spectator sent him to the showers in a solid 6th place. Not bad, I would like to use the word Awesome. Vandenbergh!!!! Ah, he was en fuego! I thought he was going to run away with it and make the Belgians proud, but a twist of fate or should I say handlebars -caused by a spectator sent his cobble hoisting dreams into a dusty, dirty, and bloody nightmare of First to chase to a 20th place. Heartbreak. Lady luck is a B!&(#.

One word... Chavanel. My favorite and my pick, looked to be in the cat-bird seat all day. Team all around doing work controlling the race and just being in the right place at the right time. Perfect day to be on the Northern French roads for the Frenchman and I'm sure he could taste the Champagne, right up until he felt his rear tire go soft at the worst possible time. Dream over, damage control, time to chase for scraps. Gert, the workhorse that he is did his job to get the team where they were and he made it look easy, and even with burning himself up for the team, finished the race smack in the middle at a respectable 55th -for a super diesel engine worker only 6mins off the leader. Love Steegmans.  

Oh and I guess I should mention my boys at Lotto Belisol, well they had worse luck than OPQS, 24th was the highest they could manage with Sieberg. Shame, their team is a Classics wrecking ball, instead of being the ball they have been getting smashed by it lately. They still have L-B-L and Amstel...

Biggest winners of the day, not named Fabian. Have to tip the cap to Sep. In the shadows on Garmin, gets a transfer to Rabobank (now Blanco), and then the second step in the Roubaix Velodrome. I am so happy to see a great young talent, such as Vanmarcke get the chance to showcase his ability. Smart move Blanco. You also have to hand it to Sep for his guts to trade pulls with the strongest cyclist on the planet. He could have easily set on Fabian's wheel all the way to the finish, but he chose to roll the dice and extend their gap. I can't say that is was the wrong move, all I can say is that I have so much respect for that kind of move. Stand up, classy move. More people should take note.

Another note worthy talent that is way overshadowed by big names on his BMC team is Greg. Van Avermaet is always on my shortlist for Darkhorse Winner in big Classics races where his teammates are going to suck. Just off of the podium and well off the radar. Greg needs to be on a team that will use his talent in the way it should be... put a freaking #1 on his back and work your asses off for him, or not. What do I know? Oh yeah same boat, as in the HMS OVERLOOKED, Bernie Eisel. I'm talking to you Sky. Bernie is a superstar, a superstar domistique, but more importantly he can destroy Classics races. Unyoke this legbreaker and work for him, or transfer him to a team that will give him carte blanche.

I would be remiss to not mention JAF. Juan Antonio Flecha. The Spanish have a special hatred for the cobbled classics, but few thrive. (just look at the DNFs) Juan rode with such panache, I would say that that guy was switched at birth and should have been from the Low Countries. If you make a fantasy Classics team, never never never overlook JAF, he will deliver.

Ok, so what is up with Europcar? These guys are starting to look legit. Stop Laughing, I'm being serious. Gaudin is for real, and Turgot is impressive. It is almost like these guys are taking a page out of Voeckler's book. They are riding with the vigor of Thomas' reckless abandon, and they are getting results. Is this the first "real" French team to become a contender? I've got my eye on those green and black jerseys aboard their Colnagos. Oh yeah and most of Europcar rode CX bikes, just a little tech bit for you.

Wednesday, April 3, 2013

It's Classical

If a blog gets posted and no one reads it, did a tree fall in the forest? Or is it something about a bear. Maybe a Priest and a Rabbi. Whatever? Yeah I'm back, sure... you've heard that one before. No really, I'm not promising anything. But, on the other hand get ready to comment, send hatemail, and call your congressman.

I am not a fan of Fabian. I don't hate the guy, I'm not going to say that he is doping or using motors in his bike. I just do not like the guy, and I have nothing to back up my feelings as to why I don't like him. So there. I like Swiss Miss, love Toblerone, and the cheese with the holes is great. Fabian no.

And now for something completely different. I am going to try to be racist, sexist, and crude in the next sentence. Did you see that Cech dude grab that chicks ass? If Peter Sagan was half as good a bike rider as he is at playing grab-ass he'd be... Guess the UCI and Pat didn't tell Peter that the grab-ass only goes on behind closed doors and after money has exchanged accounts in an off-shore bank. Silly Peter he is so young. I love this kid. He is funny. One hell of a bike rider. He can ride wheelies. His powerslides make hipster-fixie-riders bow with envy. I don't know who put him up to the FB video apology, but he looked like a hostage. Shame on you. Where is Ted King when you need him? Ted, put your boy on a leash and keep the wolves away from him. If I can't have Tom standing on the podium, let it be Peter. (and not Fabian)

As much as I love to Boonen on the top step, I have to say that I love when a guy like Gerald Ciolek comes from out of the ashes and wins a monument like Milan -San Remo. Ciolek has been in the shadow of Zabel, Steegmans, Boonen, and Cavendish. Looks like he might have learned a thing or two while being "just" a lead-out man. Takes balls to go to a non-ProTour team to get what you want. And that is why I like the Darkhorse.  I love the back story.

Paris -Roubaix is right around the corner, and I would kill to see Sylvain Chavanel solo into the velodrome. Chavanel fresh off of his overall at de Panne is my favorite. He has to be the most overlooked rider in the peloton. He could lead any French team of his choice, yet he faithfully rides year after year for Patrick Lefevere under the banner of Belgium. Please Please Please let Chavanel have his due. Give him the number 1 on his back, and ride for him. The last thing I want to see is a healthy Chavanel playing nurse-maid to an injured Boonen. Chavanel on home soil hoisting the Pave. Dream come true.

Monday, April 2, 2012

Ronde van Vlaanderen recap

Let me start off by saying that Ronde van Vlaanderen was everything that I had wanted and then some.  Not to say that I wanted Fabian to crash out with injuries, I wanted the battle to be one of pedals turned in anger.  Tom even said that it would have been better to win with Fabian still upright.  Seeing Langeveld collide with what was surly a tourist, a Belgian would have know better, was sickening.  His front wheel exploded off the fork and was sent tumbling.  Except for the carnage and injury, this was a beautiful race and a fantastic ending.

I would love to say that Boonen was my "pick", but I was never bold enough to come out and choose my favorite.  I did want him to win, so I guess it is a win win situation for me.  Omega Pharma QuickStep is a Classics force, always have been, and put three riders in the top ten.  Steegmans, Chavanel, Terpstra all rode an incredible race in support of Tom and made it his to lose.  At one point I thought that if Tom faltered, Terpstra was sitting in a pretty good position to take over.  And, my boy Chavanel was so impressive yesterday, he and Boonen look to have kissed and made up.  Last year Chavanel looked stronger than Tom, but yet had to ride in support.  Yeah, that would make any mortal angry.  All is good in the OPQS camp and the cross-hairs are set on Roubaix.

I have always been a fan of Pipo, but he has been very unimpressive the past few years.  This year he has found that new spark and seems to be riding better than of old.  Pozzato was a negative racer in the past and would just place himself in Tom's pocket or just become a shadow.  As of late he looks to have changed his style and seems to be taking more risk.  He is still shadowing Tom, but isn't everyone?

I bad-mouthed Ballan just a few days ago and now have to eat my words, his move became the winning move.  BMC is less than stellar and Ballan has been part of the lack-luster.  Yesterday was the exception.  Ballan and teammates looked to be riding in support of the once stellar Gillbert who never materialized.  Van Avermaet has always impressed me and yesterday once again I think BMC is riding for the wrong guys.  Yes he is young, but he can ride.  Let him loose and ride for this guy already, he will win you races.  He finished just off the podium behind Ballan.  I'll give BMC a little credit for getting a podium and fourth.

1 Tom Boonen (Bel) Omega Pharma-Quickstep 6:04:33
2 Filippo Pozzato (Ita) Farnese Vini - Selle Italia
3 Alessandro Ballan (Ita) BMC Racing Team 0:00:01
4 Greg Van Avermaet (Bel) BMC Racing Team 0:00:38
5 Peter Sagan (Svk) Liquigas-Cannondale
6 Niki Terpstra (Ned) Omega Pharma-Quickstep
7 Luca Paolini (Ita) Katusha Team
8 Thomas Voeckler (Fra) Team Europcar
9 Matti Breschel (Den) Rabobank Cycling Team
10 Sylvain Chavanel (Fra) Omega Pharma-Quickstep
11 Grégory Rast (Swi) Radioshack-Nissan
12 Oscar Freire Gomez (Spa) Katusha Team
13 Fabio Sabatini (Ita) Liquigas-Cannondale
14 Björn Leukemans (Bel) Vacansoleil-Dcm Pro Cycling Team
15 Alexander Kristoff (Nor) Katusha Team

Can't forget the likes of Peter Sagan.  22yrs old and a horse, a really strong fast horse.  He looked really strong, might have been a little tired from racing most of last week.  Liquigas doesn't have much of a Classics support team (besides Ted) that can really do work for this kid.  Put a OPQS like team around Sagan and he would crush, or should I say will crush.  Tommy Voeckler.  Where did this guy come from?  Is he still on form from last year?  You have to love Voeckler for his bdassery, this guy is tenacious.  It was good to see him doing work, and then get a top ten.

One of my dark horse favorites, Leukemans was able to squeeze out a top 15.  Gregory Rast of Radioshack was the only bright star for them after Fabian went down with injury.  Rast is one to watch out for the next couple of weeks.  Always always good to see Freire battling it out, he and Paolini could be dangerous.  Big losers on the day have to be Sky.  All that firepower and nothing to show for it.  EBH?  Where are you pal?  With Cav out of the line-up, throw Bernie a bone and work for that guy.  I don't think we will ever know the true strength of Bernie the super domestique.  Heck work for Flecha, that guy can finish when put in the set-up.  Garmin?  We are going to work for Vanmarcke.  You guys have problems, putting Tyler in the early break?  Why?  If I saw Tyler in a break I would not have my team work. Useless.  You work for Vanmarcke and Haussler finishes better, you work for Haussler and Vanmarcke-Vansummeren finish better.  ????????? Come together on this and get a team of monkeys to formulate a plan.



Tuesday, March 27, 2012

Is it tornado season?

Tommeke is looking good.  Fabian says that Tom is the favorite for Ronde and Tom says that Fabian is the one to beat.  Taking a look at the top 15 from Sunday's Gent - Wevelgem

1 Tom Boonen (Bel) Omega Pharma-Quickstep 5:32:44
2 Peter Sagan (Svk) Liquigas-Cannondale
3 Matti Breschel (Den) Rabobank Cycling Team
4 Oscar Freire Gomez (Spa) Katusha Team
5 Edvald Boasson Hagen (Nor) Sky Procycling
6 Daniele Bennati (Ita) Radioshack-Nissan
7 Marco Marcato (Ita) Vacansoleil-DCM Pro Cycling Team
8 Steve Chainel (Fra) FDJ-Big Mat
9 Filippo Pozzato (Ita) Farnese Vini - Selle Italia
10 Giovanni Visconti (Ita) Movistar Team
11 Johan Vansummeren (Bel) Garmin-Cervelo
12 Matthew Harley Goss (Aus) GreenEdge Cycling Team
13 Fabian Cancellara (Swi) Radioshack-Nissan
14 Christian Knees (Ger) Sky Procycling 0:00:03
15 Jon Izaguirre Insausti (Spa) Euskaltel - Euskadi 0:00:04

There are some pretty stand out names in this list.  Three time World Champ Freire has gone back in time and found his legs.  Sagan is a hoss, he an Cancellara made what now looks like a stupid move, if it had gone the other way they would have looked brilliant.  But for Sagan to challenge for the win is true testament to the strength of this rider.  This guy is in his 20's.  Sick.  Breschel, finally on a team that will use him the way he should be used, doesn't hurt that he is Dutch on a Dutch team, now does it?  Earth calling Garmin.  Vansummeren is the real deal when it comes to the Classics.  Yes, he may be 8' tall and look like the missing link (wait that's Ten Dam) he is tall, and can ride a bike in the roughest toughest conditions.  Who's the man now?  That brings me to one of my favorites, Pipo.  Pozzato has struggled the last few years with team issues injury and too many tattoos.  Looked like he was going to repeat the cycle this year with his broken collarbone just last month.  Dude went under the knife is back on the bike and is looking to come into form, -with a hand full of top tens in his pocket. 

Gent was a great race, would have liked to see it whittled down to a smaller group, or have the break stick it.  Anyway what a race.  People are saying how strong Tom is right now, I do not disagree, but is he?  Tom is older, and I think that he is riding so much smarter plus he is such a strong rider to begin.  This is a deadly combo.  Brains and brawn.  Let's not discount the fact that he has a team around him that is so dangerous, anyone of them could go up the road and beat you.  Tom was not the strongest rider at Gent, I think it was Sagan, but he rode a very smart race, got lucky in the sprint and came out with a three time win.  Sound the sirens there is a tornado coming.

Can't wait for the weekend and Ronde van Vlaanderen.  Watching Three Days of De Panne Stage 1 right now with 40km to go.  These guys are taking turns punching each other in the face up the climbs.  Oh, how I love the Classics.

Saturday, March 24, 2012

IMDO

We are elbow deep in the Classics season and the big monuments are just around the corner.  Yes, everyone is sucking at the teat of Paris - Roubaix, and fail to see the beautiful brutality of the Ronde van Vlaanderen, Gent Wevelgem, E3 Harelbeke, and Dwars door Vlaanderen.  Don't get me wrong and all misquoted, I love Roubaix with the Trouée d'Arenberg, and all the sectors of cobble.  BUT.  I'm a big fan of the quick steep climbs, muurs, bergs, whatever you wish to bestow upon them.  It's Belgium.  It's cycling at it's toughest.  It is so beautiful and brutal.

I am a fan of the dark horse, or more importantly the work horse.  Last year Vansummeren winning was poetic, and Nuyens crossing the line first made me a believer in my own religion.  Breakaways that stick, the solo that gets away...this is The Classics.  Terpstra won at Dwars just the other day.  Not a superstar.  Love it.  Did you see the winning move?  Was it when he got in the break or when he attacked his breakaway companions?  You tell me.  Bunch sprints are for Grand Tours, Classics are supposed to be won by men who have not broken or have been broken the least.  This is a hardman's race.  Today was E3, and a Tom Boonen won it out of the bunch, a small bunch that had been whittled down, strung out, and broken down.  Tommeke almost got taught a tough lesson by Freire at the line.  Don't get caught sleeping and don't celebrate too soon.  Wake up Tom and throw the bike, you got lucky this time.  Millimeters lucky. 

BMC.  What the ____ guys?  Superstar team my____.  What a bunch of overpaid comfortable well fed, okay I've got to stop there.  I know BMC has a winner on their squad, and his name is... Greg.  Don't scratch your head.  Greg Van Avermaet.  Kid can outride anyone on that team, just give him the chance put those "superstars" to work for him and you will have a magic show that you can take to Vegas.  Gilbert, what the heck happened there?  Too much money and now you can't pedal a bike?  Ballan, I don't even know what to say about Ballan, when he had the Rainbow Stripes he only won like a second tier race.  Now what?  Thor, are you just getting too old?  Or are you on the wrong team?  This guy is a Green Jersey machine and an all around bdass, but where did he put his cape?  George, I love you George.  Drop some knowledge on these fools and get them to work.  Hang up the cleats and get in the car and win some races with the real talent on this team.

Why why why is Garmin squandering their talent?  Vansummeren can win races, go to work for him.  Sep Vanmarcke is also a great talent that is being overshadowed by lesser riders.  Let 'em loose and see what they can do.  They can work in the Grands, but let them have their day in the Classics on their home soil.  Haussler, the man with a nationality confusion, are you German-Australian, Australian-German, or just Australian?  Just ride your dang bike already.  We know you have the ability, or you lost it drinking and driving, and changing nationalities. 

Don't know how many time I have to say it, but Chavanel needs to have his leash cut and given full gas.  Let him go, he has proven his loyalty time and time again when victory was in sight.  Green light this guy, stop making me yell at the screen and get all angry.  It is so frustrating to see him pulled from a break to come back and help Tom.  Love Tommeke, but give Chavanel his due.  Give him Roubaix.   I have to say that OPQS is my new favorite team.  Brian Holm is in the car, 'nuff said.

Cancellara.  Is he beatable?  Did you see him get taken out today?  What was that?  Then some dude stole his front wheel.  You will burn in a very hot place for that one.  Fabian gets taken out during a wheel change gets up back on the bike and chases back on.  He even passes his teammate that came back for him, drug him back up to the bunch.  I'm not a fan of Cancellara, but this guy scares me anytime he toes the line.  Said I was not a fan, didn't say that I did not have much respect for the guy. R E S P E C T. 

Guys to watch in the Classics.  Vacansoleil's Devolder, Leukemans, and Hoogerland are tough as nails.  Devolder is one of my favorites, although he has done nothing in the past few years.  Once a teammate of Boonen, he was the Champ of Belgium and a winner of Ronde van Vlaanderen.  I still have hopes for him.

Leif Hoste of Accent Jobs-Willems very very very dark horse, but could surprise.  Or Not.  In other news Jens Voigt is racing Criterium International for like the 100th time, as of this morning he is in 12th.  You know he can taste it, he has won this race like six or seven times???

Friday, November 25, 2011

The Thankful Cyclist

I am thankful for...
Eddy Merckx for being Eddy Merckx



Tullio Campagnolo for quick release skewers, and the derailleur


Johan Museeuw for being the Lion of Flanders


Gino Bartali for battling Coppi and creating what we know as epic











Bernard Hinault for being the Badger and his rivalry with LeMond

Laurent Fignon for being the Professor and elevating the sport

Greg LeMond for getting back on the bike after getting shot -and winning

Jacques Anquetil first to count to five using his Tour victories
Miguel Indurain for five straight





La Madonna del Ghisallo for her protection

Jens Voigt for showing us the art of the breakaway and being 10 x harder than diamonds










Andy Hampsten for his being a bdass climber and winning on le Alpe D'Huez

Mario Cipollini for more style than any human is capable

Stuart O'Grady HTFU


*all photos poached off the interweb sorry for not crediting*

Thursday, April 14, 2011

Spoil the race -Punch in the face

Ah, with the Queen of the Classics in the books, now everyone can focus on le Tour.  Wait! There's more cycling out there, just because VS doesn't air it doesn't mean that it did not happen or will not happen.  VS will only show what they can sandwich between PBR, Cagefighting, Fishing, Hunting, and Hockey.  Doesn't leave a lot of room for cycling.  It is amazing that they even show what they do.  Correct me if I am wrong, but I believe that Sporza aired Roubaix in its entirety, all seven hours (with pre-postrace).  Have a Roubaix party and you are breaking out the sleeping bags.  One can drink a lot of beer in seven hours.

Gilbert won a semi-Classic yesterday in Belgium, who knew?  La Vuelta a Castilla y Leon, a 5 stage race, is ongoing in Spain and will conclude this Sunday.  Amstel Gold is this Sunday in the Netherlands, don't expect any mountain passes, do expect a beautiful race on small roads and the peloton to be comprised of le Rouleurs.  Just because Roubaix is over, the Classics are not done, we are box-rim deep in the mire.  Liege-Bastogne-Liege and la Fleche Wallonne will be upcoming next week.

Being a fan of cycling in the States, like cycling, takes work.  You have to be willing to get up early and get on a computer if you want to watch a race live with the commentary in Dutch, French, or Spanish.  It is a chore to be a fan.  If you haven't seen the previously recorded race, someone could tell you the outcome thereby destroying any suspense that is the lifeblood of watching a race.  For those of you who think you are being a fan by posting the winner on FB or twitter -there is a warm place in ___ for you.  For the love of all things holy take a media break for a day or two, out of respect for your fellow cycling fan.  Before you spout the winner's name at a group ride like a teenager puking after prom, maybe ask if everyone has knowledge of the race.  Take a second ask a question, the life you save could be your own.

Monday, April 11, 2011

Paris - Roubaix 2011

Sunday in Hell. It is said that it got that moniker because of the state in which the WWI battlefield was left for the running of the 1919 edition. Northern France was Hell after the devastation of the western front and the years of war fought in this area. The Hell that is inflected on the riders that bisect this region pales in comparison to the ravages of war, but the backdrop is fitting for such a test of man.

Lady Luck. Is Luck a Lady? There is bad luck and good luck, I would hardly say luck is a lady when it is bad luck. There was a lot of bad luck yesterday in Northern France when the cobbles took their toll on several riders. Luck is a big part of this race, but strength is a given. Strength is the variable that if you don't have it, you have no chance to even deal with luck. Luck only comes after you have played the strength card.

Johan Vansummeren, Who? Until yesterday most people have probably never heard the name. Johan turned pro in 2004 and rode for a small team and was signed by Davitamon-Lotto in 2005. In 2008 he worked for team leader Leif Hoste and managed an eight place in Pais-Roubaix. In 2009 he did more work than humanly possible to help Leif Hoste. I think that he could have podiumed this edition if given the green-light from the team car, if not win. He went to the front of the break-away group and did massive amounts of work, because that was his job. When Hoste fell off, Johan paced him back into contention, blew himself up and still came across the line in the velodrome in 5th. Ever the worker, never the star. Garmin picked him up in 2010 and used him and abused him as the workhorse that he is. Belgian Workhorse.

This year Vansummeren was tasked to work for Thor, Haussler, and Tyler at Roubaix and he worked into the break as any good worker should. He stayed in the break and did his job so that his team did not have to work in the chase. When it was all said and done, he was given the green light from the team car by non other than Peter Van Petegem (Roubaix 2003), brought in by Garmin to run their Classics squad. 15k to go and Johan put the hammer down, breaking free of his companions and going solo to the velodrome.

It is only fitting to have a workhorse win in such a star-like fashion in an industrialized region where hard work is celebrated. Covered in dirt and coal dust as the people from this area are day in and day out is a tribute to the common worker and to the domestique in the peloton. Vansummeren is the cobble that is part of the road of the peloton, unnoticed yet an integral piece, and when hoisted overhead becomes something of legend.

Tuesday, April 5, 2011

Ronde van Vlaanderen 2011

This is my favorite race, so my opinions are so skewed that you should probably stop reading if you are against hyperbole, because I am most likely going to use words like superhuman, devastating, millions, forever, awesome, and legendary. Just to name a few.  First and foremost I am a fan of cycling, a distant second I am a student of the sport, but eternally I am an advocate of the bicycle as art, transport, lifestyle, and sport.

What we saw on Sunday afternoon was incredible.  I'm finding it hard to come up with words to describe the emotions that I had while watching the Ronde.  My only disappointment was the weather was too kind to the riders, but nonetheless it is a brutal race wet or dry, hot or cold.

Sylvain Chavanel, what can you say about this man?  Clearly he was the strongest man of the day, and it was all in support of the team leader Tom Boonen.  Chavanel covered every attack, acceleration, every break, if a rider looked to make a move Chavanel was on it.  Cancellara made a break for it and Chavanel became his shadow.  Chavanel practically spent more time on the front than the lead moto.  Tactically he did everything that he was supposed to do, you could not put it on paper better than the way he executed it on the road.  If anyone should be tested for motors or frictionless bearings, put Sylvain in an MRI and see if this guy is human.  Under the red kite he was alone with Cancellara and Nuyens and looked to be in the perfect position...when he sat up briefly to help Boonen try to come across the small gap.  This small hesitation (most likely ordered by his DS) caused Nuyens to get the jump on Chavanel and Cacellara forcing Sylvain to fight for second.  Fiercely loyal, cost him the Ronde.

Philippe Gilbert is the dictionary definition of Panache.  He has more style on the bike than Pozzato's off-bike wardrobe.  Guilty as charged -I'm a fan of Gilbert.  His attack on the Muur in Geraardsbergen made me wince in pain.  I had visions of Cancellara '10 and Devolder '09 going alone to the line, but Philippe had way too much firepower behind him and was caught after just a few solo km.  He did manage to stay in the chase group that was an all-star list of who's who and finished a very respectable 9th on the day.

George Hincapie started his 16th Ronde van Vlaanderen, do the math that is more pain and suffering than most humans endure in a lifetime.  Yes, he gets paid to do this, but there are other races out there that he can pick and choose.  I can't bring myself to call George "old", it is a disservice and rude.  George has knowledge and knowledge is power, but more importantly he brings a diesel engine to the table.  Sorry Turbo Diesel.  I would be remiss if I did not say I was a fan of Big George.  I challenge you to find someone, anyone who does not like George.  Even if they don't like George they at least respect him.

Cancellara, I can't write anything about Fabian.  I am at a loss for words, he is able to single-handedly dismantle an entire peloton.  If you want to win a race just attach yourself to Cancellara and hang on.  Ask Nick Nuyens.  Riis looks like a magician, but Nuyens was the one who appeared out of thin air at the right time and put himself into the winning move.  Then he was gifted the win by QuickStep's boss.

Tom Boonen, local favorite, hero, villain, and 3rd loser on Sunday.  Hey, I'm a fan of Tom -I wanted him to win the Ronde for the third time.  I know it is not Tom's fault, but QuickStep could have had the win, but I think they were to focused on getting a Belgian rider the win.  They got what they wanted, Nuyens is Belgian -but he rides for Saxo Bank, ooops.  I guess second and fourth is consolation?  We can sit in the easychair and postulate what ifs forever.  What if about 5km from the finish QuickStep changed the plan and hung the star on Chavanel?  3km?  2km?  Heck 1km to go would have been a good decision?  What if Tom rode for Chavanel?  I know what IF?????

Here is where I talk about the "how 'bout that guy?"   Get ready to google Staf Sheirlinckx of Veranda's Willems-Accent.  Who?  Right, that's what I'm talking about.  He was the guy in the black and white kit that Paul and Phil never talked about (thanks VS).  Bjorn Leukemans of Vacansoleil-DCM if you remember back a few years ago he finished just off the podium in Roubaix.  Sebastian Langeveld of Rabobank -heck I thought he was Lars Boom for the longest time.  British National champ Geraint Thomas of Sky, just another crazy fast Welsh track rider.  Keep an eye on this guy, he was with Barloworld until they closed up shop and Sky signed him.  His is going to do great things.

Chalk up another Ronde, and get ready for Paris-Roubaix this weekend.  Don't forget Mid-Week Racing.  Yes, mid-week Scheldeprijs in Belgium, and Pais Vasco in ongoing in Spain.  More later kiddos.

Sunday, April 3, 2011

Underneath

There is always an underlying truth in everything beautiful.  Cycling is no different from anything out there.  Put manure on flowers and they will grow bigger and more beautiful.  Peel back the skin and we are all grotesque monsters that ooze and bleed.


I almost share a birthday with one of what could have been one of the most prolific cycling greats.  The next great hope of Belgian cycling.  Frank Vandenbroucke.  You might have heard of him, but probably not, and if you did it was probably for all the wrong reasons.  Frank was a shining star that shone brightly but briefly and then burnt out.  He had the weight of a whole cycling nation on his shoulders and the notoriety of a rock star, futballer, and movie star all wrapped up into one.  Frank was legend and scourge all in one sentence.

Cycling in the '80-'90s was a dirty place and one could succumb to the filth or rise above.  Frank was pulled into the mire by teammates, coaches, and a nation.  Yes, he had choice -but did he?  His people touted him as the next Museeuw or Merckx, and treated him as such.  Frank had the talent to fill those shoes, and had successes 51times in his first six years as a Pro.  In '98 he bagged Gent-Wevelgem and Paris-Nice.  He added Liege-Bastogne-Liege, Omloop Het Volk, and a hand full of Vuelta stages in 1999 and took home the points classification.

After the 1999 season the train derailed and Frank would ride for several teams have problems with drugs and never win another race.  This is the underbelly of cycling that we don't want to see or know about, we want heroes that win in the Alps, over the cobbled Classics, and are super human on and off the bike.  Frank was super human on the bike but off the bike is where he failed, or did the sport fail him?  Was it the pressure?  Was it the fact that he had everything handed to him?  Too much too soon?  Did we love and admire a star to the point that we are responsible for its implosion?

If Frank were alive today he would be 36.  Would he be racing in the Ronde, or would he be in a car following the race as a highly decorated retired cyclist?  What would have been if Vandenbroucke could have survived the dark dirty underbelly that we turn a blind eye.  51 wins in six years and then nothing but a black hole where there was once a bright shining star.

Saturday, April 2, 2011

Ronde Primer

Hell hath no fury like a pedal turned in anger over cobble.

Ronde van Vlaanderen is here.  Do I need to say any more?  I love watching the Grands with their three week long battles fought in the mountains and on the plains.  Ah, but there is nothing that can compare to the Classics.  And, yes we can spend now until eternity and argue which is the best race, which is the hardest, but which one would you like to win most?  To be a Grand Tour winner is at the pinnacle of our sport, but to win Flanders or Roubaix is Legendary.  These Classics break men...in a single day.  I personally would love to hoist the sett in the velodrome in Roubaix, but heart says the Ronde.

Why the Ronde, Why not?  Yes Roubaix has its Arenberg and the famous sectors, but the Ronde has the hellingen.  Paterberg 12.9%, Koppenberg 11.6%, Muur-Kapelmuur 9.3%, and the Bosberg 5.8% just to name a few.  For me this is what sets the Ronde above Roubaix, the famous or should I say infamous short, steep cobbled climbs of the Ronde -just my opinion and yes it is debatable.  This is how I envision my win at the Ronde.  I would come across the line (solo of course), point to the sky and find the nearest Flag of Flanders to wrap myself in.

Cancellara won it last year in memoriable fasion, but Stijin Devolder did the same thing the year before.  Yes he did -look it up. Devolder lit it up and looked to get stronger the closer he got to the finish.  *Cancellara did break his chain on the Koppenberg.*  Devolder won the Ronde back to back in '08 and then in '09.  In '05-'06 Devolder's teammate at the time a Mr. Tom Boonen did the same thing, Back-to-Back wins at the Ronde.  In between these wins a certain Alessandro Ballan (2009 World Champ) won in 2007.  So where does that leave us here and now in 2011?

Take a quick look at the start list and you will see teams made up of the Rouleurs, the hardmen of the sport, this is not a place where you want to send your Grand Tour Chanpion.  Vacansoleil-DCM Pro Cycling a team based in Belgium, is holding some wildcards in Devolder, De Gendt, and Leukemans.  I would be suprised if you did not hear at least one of these names Sunday afternoon.  Leopard Trek has, oh who's that one guy, oh yeah Cancellara, and O'Grady.  Joost Posthuma also rides for Leopard, but he is a workhorse -an awesome super domestique, but a workhorse nonetheless.  Quickstep, another Belgian outfit, has some scary riders on their startlist.  Boonen, Steegmans, Devenyns (worker), Van Impe (worker), and Mr. Rouge himself Sylvain Chavanel.  Never, never count out Chavanel, former TT national champ of France, he is a formidable rider over the cobbles and in the Classics.  The only problem with Chavanel, is he is French on a Belgian team -so look for him to be working for Tom and Gert, he is very loyal just watch how he controls the chase group when Tom went off in Roubaix in 2009.

Omega Phara-Lotto is fiercely Belgian, and they have Gilbert who in my book is one of the most animated cyclists right now.  Philippe has Roelandts, Greipel (Cav's old teammate) and a good team surrounding him.  Oh, man there are too many possible riders out there, as I scan the start list I see names like Flecha, Arvesen, Hoste, Pozzato, Nuyens, Cooke, Van Avermaet, Hincapie, Goss, Boom, Eisel, Cav, Boasso Hagen. and more.

Let's not forget the Super Classics team of Garm-elo, and yes I am being a little sarcastic due to their poor showing at E3 when fabian blew their doors off.  Hushovd the current rainbow jersey wearer along with Farrrar (lives in Belgium), Hammond, Haussler, Klier, Lloyd, Vanmarcke and Matt Wilson.  On paper this crew should own every Classic they enter.  Who knows they just might start with the Ronde van Vlaanderen.

Tune in and watch this race and you might just understand why I love the Ronde.  When you go to bed tonight say a little prayer that it will be raining, cool, and a little windy, basically perfect Belgian weather for a Classic.

Boonen or Gilbert?  Love Gilbert's panache, but got to go with Tom.  What you say?  No Cancellara?  That's right, don't want him to win it.  It means more to the riders that have a (Bel) after their name.

Tuesday, March 29, 2011

E3 and Gent

Marvin said "what's goin' on?"

I'm sure you have heard by now that Cancellara is being tested for actually being human.  It's true, he just might be a god or demi-god, is it a coincidence that we call him Spartacus?  I don't think so.  Garm-elo is sitting around the breakfast table wondering what the heck went wrong.  Arguably the strongest Classics team on the face of the earth was systematically dismantled by Fabian in little than a few peddle strokes.  The ten or so riders that he passed were later treated by the race doctor for third degree burns and bruised egos.  Cancellara was even plagued by several tyre changes, he even needed to change to his back-up bike -but none of this could stop the one man Classics killer slayer of mortals.

Ok, deep down I kind of wanted Voeckler to stick it.  I know how cool would it be?  Thomas is on fire right now -check his wins from Paris-Nice, the final stage in the rain and cold was legend.  QuickStep was forced to start and All-Star line-up for some WorldTour points or something made up by the UCI, kind of like bike inspections and magical frame $tickers.  Anyway Tom wanted to race E3, but had to settle for winning Gent.  Now that's something to cry about.  I'll say it...I'm a Boonen fan thick or thin, winning or whining, Coke or Pepsi, I like his style.  Sprinter, Classics, the tougher the better.  You can love him or hate him, but you better respect, he has three cobbles hanging on his mantel.  (that's a Paris-Roubaix reference).

This is a primer for Ronde de Vlaanderen, you have Super-Human Cancellara on form in the red corner, and Boonen who looks to be the white-lining Tom of a few years ago in the blue corner.  Baring any unforeseen players coming out of no-where this is going to be all out war.  We might see Thor in the mix, Haussler could throw his hat into the ring.  I think Cavendish is a non-factor right now, but his form will come around and look for him to wear every points classification jersey in the Grands.  Speaking of HTC Goss is a dark horse so don't leave him off the score sheets.  The forever bridesmaid Bennati is going to have to get on the top step sometime this year.  Farrar is always in there and you can almost bet he will podium when he is on.  I like Boom, with his CX roots and his Dutch blood, he is an outside contender fo' sho'.

Last but not least, "I will race in 2012" George.  He is a multi-national fan favorite from the Tifosi to the orange wearing Dutch in the Alps.  Hincappie showed us that he still has what he has always had...legs and the brains to put them in the right place.  Light a candle, say a prayer, send good thoughts, what ever you might do, do it for George this Classics season.

Like St. Patrick's day we are all a little Irish, during the Classics we are all a little Flemish. Grab some strong beir, friets and the mayo.  Wrap yourself in the Flag of Flanders, learn some Dutch swear, take Monday off for the Vlaanderen hang-over, and do it all over for Roubaix.  It's Classics season, hope you trained.

Thursday, February 24, 2011

Het Volk

I know that Het Volk was purchased by Het Nieuwsblad and the Omloop was renamed Omloop Het Nieuwsblad, but I'll be honest Het Volk is easier for my Americanized tongue.  Plus, Het Volk just sounds cool.  Alright, let's get down to it.  Nieuwsblad is the first of the Flanders Classics, and wait for it.... IT IS THIS WEEKEND!!! Feb. 26th. Try Cyclingfans.com for where and when to watch.

This is the first crack at a Classic that all the major players have this season.  Flecha took it last year and is on the start list for Sky this year flanked by Kurt-Asle Arvesen, who is a workhorse that could win it on his own.  Edvald Boasson Hagen will also be there for Flecha or as a co-captain. 

Here is a list of guys to watch, pay no attention to their country of origin.  Well I'm being a little slanted toward the home country, but this race has been won by a Belgian 53 times since its inception in 1945.  So, I'm playing the odds.  The next most wins:  Italy/Netherlands with 3.  You do the math.

Thor Hushovd (Garmin) *won it in 2009
Johan Van Summeren (Garmin)
Stijn Devolder (Vacansoleil)
Bjorn Leukemans (Vacansoleil)
Tom Boonen (QuickStep) *never won this one
Sylvain Chavanel (QuickStep)
Philippe Gilbert (Omega Pharma) *won twice, only three riders have won it 3 times
Bernhard Eisel (HTC)
Filippo Pozzato (Katusha) *won it in 2007
Leif Hoste (Katusha)
Lars Boom (Rababonk)
Maarten Wynants (Rababonk)

I think Gilbert might be eyeing that number 3.  Tom needs to add this to the list, but says it is not a priority.  There are a lot of riders with (Bel) listed on the start list, and I know they will be hungry for a win in front of their countrymen.  Win a race like this in Belgium, and they write drinking songs about you that children will sing at school, and this is not one of the "big" ones.