No love lost?

I really hate snow.  It is so useless.  It freaks people out and makes them do stupid things, especially while driving.  This is not good.  Tulsa is not in the Snowbelt, so it is senseless to spend money on equipment that will rarely get used.  We have no use for the snow other than the moisture content, and the last time I checked we could use rain.  That's right how about some rain?  Oklahoma is OK with rain, hold the snow give me rain.

I haven't been completely honest with you about snow.  I used to be in a relationship with Snow.  I was young and need the money...Just kidding.  My parents took me skiing for the first time when I was about 4 years old.  I twisted my knee and could barely walk, slept with an ice pack and took the wonder drug Advil.  Next morning still couldn't walk, but I could ski.  I skied whenever I could, and I have my Mom to blame  thank for that.  Snow and I were just in the getting to know you stages, but our relationship was about to take a turn for the serious.

 

I was a skateboard punk, and in the late '80s early '90s snowboarding exploded.  I was part of the collateral damage.  I took lessons (thanks again Mom) and was instantly hooked.  I had the set-up my Mom loved to ski and I loved to ski/snowboard so let's just say that for a flat-land Texan I spent more time in the mountains than most.  I guess you could say that Snow and I were getting serious and there was probably a promise ring or letter-jacket exchange in there somewhere.

By my senior year in high school I was taking weekend trips to Colorado and New Mexico on a regular basis -seemed like every-other weekend.  After graduation the next season I spent most of my time sleeping on floors and couches in Southern Colorado.  I had the fever and the only cure was more... more snowboarding, and this is when the relationship with Snow became serious and I wanted to spend every waking hour with her.  Summer was punishment, heat was death.  Time away from Snow was painful.  I couldn't stand it any longer, so we got engaged.  I got a call from a friend that said "want to move to Utah?". 

"Yes" is what I said.  We were going to be together, it was a reality -no more just pretend.  I wanted to be with Snow and now I was in the State with the "Greatest Snow on Earth".  I got my picture on a piece of plastic that said I could be with Snow anytime I wanted (Season Pass).  I moved to Utah during a season that they called a Ten-Year Cycle.  Record Snow.  We were in love, it was wonderful, it lasted for 5 years and in my infinite wisdom I left.  I left Snow.

So now when I see her, it is with the knowledge of our past.  It is the sick punched in the gut feeling you get when you see a past relationship, the one that was a big part of your life that is now gone.  You don't want them to see you, or heaven forbid actually make eye contact and have to have an awkward moment.  Snow and I are done, but I still have feelings for her, and I think fondly of the times that we shared.  But Dam-it that was then, this is now.  I've moved on?

All pictures are of me, if you didn't know

Drop it

I once heard that there are two kinds of liars,  the ones that say they quit, and the ones that say they never did.  What kind of liar are you?

When you start riding bikes it is very foreign, but yet almost second nature, because you did it when you were a kid and like they say... "It's just like...".  If you were anything like me you rode close to your house, then around the block, your area started getting smaller so you needed to go bigger.  You find a bike lane maybe a bike trail, you set a destination or a certain mileage that you want to conquer.  If you stick with it that grows and grows.  The more you ride the smaller your world becomes.

If you are lucky you have someone to ride with and challenge you, but lets be honest -it is for company.  None the less having someone else on a ride is priceless, it is safer, and it adds to the ride.  Because it is so much fun to ride with other people you start so seek out other like minded riders, and then it eventually happens.  The Group ride.  It starts in a mutual parking lot and the sizing-up begins before you even get the bike out of the car or off the rack.  Your level of Fredness is determined by choice of kit and if your bartape matches your saddle.  Don't kid yourself, it happens.

Everyone is real helpful.  They tell you how to pedal in a circle, how to relax on a climb, how to tuck into the person's draft in front of you.  They tell you how great you are doing, when they know you are about to have total and complete heart and lung failure.  You left your legs at the side of the road thirty mins ago, and the feeling in your back and shoulders is gone or did a power line fall on you and you are being electrocuted?

All of your new-found friends are talking, chatting, telling jokes, rubbing shoulders, and doing one quarter the work that you are pouring out of your short existence.  And then, someone flips a switch and all of your new friends become very very very small.  You are all alone and the people who were previously your long lost kin are now shrinking into the horizon and vanish.  You have been dropped, shelled, popped, shot out the back, you are a boat anchor going backwards.

It is a byproduct of group rides, you are either doing the dropping or you are being dropped.  Hang on, it is a bumpy ride.  Getting dropped will only bruise your ego, how you handle it shows your true character.  Group rides are a two-edged sword, they are great fun, but can be devastating.  Remember what "they" tell all Super Heroes.  Use your powers for good not evil.

It happens, it's happened to me (it still happens to me), has it happened to you? 

Tour Down Under Starts

How about that?  Everyone is watching Cav and Andre and Matt and Mark steal the show.  Those two are pure HP.  Head-to-head I think Cav is "the Man", but still beatable.  The only problem is,  you have to race his whole team, which means you have Renshaw and Goss to deal with before you even get to Cav.  If you think for one min that you can beat Cav, you better ask yourself if you can beat HTC first.

I'm sure you all knew this, but Radio Shack added Robbie Mc to their line up, but did you know they also added the fastman from the RSA Robbie Hunter.  No big deal right?  It is a big deal, this is the first time in Bruyneel's reign that he has not focused strictly on a GC contender team.  This is clearly a team that can go out and stage hunt.

The Shack is not the only team that is bringing a sprint-centered team Down Under.  Omega Pharma Lotto is building its team around Andre Greipel with Gilbert always a threat when the conditions get tough.  We're talking weather, courses, all of the above.  Garmelo has Tyler and Thor that they will be able to throw into the bunch, sprint that is.  Don't forget about Julien Dean in the black white and blue.  Astana is flying the flag with Alan Davis.  Rabo has Graeme Brown and Michael Matthews who will be motivated to win on home soil, plus they are fast.  Mic Rogers is an Ausi on the Sky team fresh from HTC and looking to make a name on his new team, he is accompanied by fellow countrymen Simmon Gerrans, Chris Sutton, and Matt Hayman.

Sorry if I left you off, but there are too many to mention like the Haedo brothers on Saxo, Francesco Chicchi and Ciolek on QuickStep.  Speaking of QuickStep, where it Tom?  All of the horsepower/firepower and no Tom to be found anywhere, or Thor.  I hear they are making their starts in the Middle East.  I'm not a big fan of Boonen, but I would like to see him healthy and in the mix.  He always makes for good bunch sprints when he is in them.  I really like to watch him in the Classics.  A healthy Boonen in the Classics VS Fabian, OH baby give me a pint of something with a kick like a mule and lets watch some cobbled-craziness.

We do have to get through some races before the Classics, but as you can tell...I can't wait.

the shape of things

I've been neglecting my road bike, so I went out with the team on a little 100k route yesterday.  Switching from a fat 5" travel rock-eating plush monster to a skinny-tire big-ring soul crusher is one giant step for mankind.  I have been riding a road bike, but only on the rollers and trainer not on the actual road.  I would have to say that I am in mtb shape and I really thought it would translate to the road.  I do love pulling the bike out of the car with one arm and not having to strain, and every pedal stroke seems to make the bike jump forward.  

Speed is relative.  Relative to the action that is accompanying you at the time.  5mph over a rock-garden can seem like warp speed, 20mph in a peloton can seem like a brisk walk with chatting and jokes.  Climbing a nice long hill at 13mph with the legs burning can take a lifetime, but the downhill reward is gone in an instant.  And like that, it is gone.  Pain.  It comes, it goes, sometimes it packs a bag and stays too long like your un-invited relatives who are on their way to see the world's largest ball of twine.

I'll be honest, I'm a little beat-up from my little foray into the road bike scene yesterday.  I am thankful I took out the full carbon pave blasting machine, instead of the rain/training bike that gets most of the punishment this time of year.  I would probably still be in bed.  Coffee was barely enough to get the life back into this shell.  Thank you for the bountiful caffeine that you have bestowed on this wonderful bean, and the ability to roast, grind, and brew.  Amen.

Who would have thought that being in mtb shape would not carry over onto the somewhat smooth Oklahoma roads?  I would have bet that bouncing around all those miles and hours these months that a little pavement would cause no-harm to my super human off-road shape.  A bike is a bike is a bike?  Yes and No.  Location location location.

New Season

It has gone so fast, yet seems like forever.  The ProTour offseason is over.  The ProTour teams are amassing at the bottom of the globe for the Tour Down Under.  This weekend will kick off with a pleminary Crit and then the big race will start on Tuesday.  I don't know about you guys, but I'm ready to start watching some racing again.  I've enjoyed getting to see some sporadic CX racing on the interweb, but it is just not the same as watching the roadies battle it out.

I can't wait to see the fight that is going to take place between the Manxman and the German Gorilla, former teammates that never liked each other now get a chance to race head-to-head.  There are going to be some awesome sprint stages with Cav, Greipel, Tyler, Thor, and Tom all going at it.  Little Robbie Mc is racing on The 'Shack, and with Thor and Tyler sharing the sprinter position it is going to lead to some interesting finales.  Stay tuned...it's gonna be good. 

The Classics are just around the corner.  Hardman time: le rouleur in action center stage.  Ah the Classics, bring on the weather, the cobbles, the mud, the Belgians, and the frites.  Pass the mayonnaise, please.  Danke.

The World Champs of CX are coming up this Jan 30th, so if it is the only CX race you watch all year at least watch this one.  It will be a great race.


Versus Schedule  *tentative* all times Eastern*


Santos Tour Down Under: January 16 & 18-23
January 16 @ 5pm- Cancer Council Classic Criterium Race
January 17 @ 6pm- Interview with Lance Armstrong
January 18-22 @ 6pm
January 23 @ 5pm

Check out this article on the Cyclingnews.  It has a breakdown of the team's new kits.  I found their reviews pretty funny, I'm not sure if they were trying to be funny or not???

the red pill

I love gadgets. 

I want to know how fast I am going.  I want to know how many watts are being transferred into motion.  I want to know how far I went.  I want to know how many feet that I rolled up.  Give me an overlay of my GPS waypoints on a topo map.  I want to be able to tell you what my cadence was.  I want to put it all into a computer and see it on pretty pie charts, bar graphs, numbers, decimal points, calendars.  I want it now give it to me caffeinated and in HD.

Could I turn it all off?  Could I do it all without having a number, a dot with a line, or a colored piece of pie?  Could I unplug, take the tech out of my life?  How would I ever quantify, calculate, nurmerate?  How can I even breathe without knowing how many calories I am burning to sustain life?  Was that 144 or 145bpm?  Did I gain weight? Is it water? Is it muscle? Don't tell me it's FAT!!

I love I'm addicted to gadgets.

I don't want all of this in my life, I need all of this.  I know, I know it's a sickness.  I've taken something as pure as bicycle and turned it into a wheeled iPod with more computing power than the first Mercury Missions.  I am guilty, I'm a sinner in the Church of the Purists.  I've eaten from the forbidden fruit and my eyes are open, open to technology and wanting to know.  Wanting to know everything, every number, every equation, every solution.  Give me the answers, yesterday.

I have to know.  I have to know, so that I can change anything and everything to just get faster.  I ride, to work harder, to get faster, to ride longer, to work harder, to get faster, to work harder, to ride longer...

Radio Free Europe

You probably gathered by now that I like R.E.M.  I do, but do you know what I really like?  Listening to the radio, and finding new music -music that I have to listen to again.  I hate the radio stations here in Tulsa.  Tulsa is supposed to be a kind of hotbed for music.  No hotbed here that I can see, unless you count that we do get some big headliners: Lady Gaga.  If you have tickets to that (and you spent your own money) you can stop reading now, this will be of no interest to you.

I really think there is one person that programs every station in Tulsa.  We did get a "Retro" station a year ago and it was cool, until all the other stations changed their programming to suit, the songs were new -for awhile.  Crap, now even their playslists are played.  This brings us to the point where I bash and rehash my disdain for Tulsa radio.  Ok, I'll be positive, too much negativity in this already, no need to add more.

I went on a road trip to Texas and New Mexico between Christmas and New Years.  I loaded up the Sony Walkman MP3 player set it on shuffle and let digital magic happen.  Oh boy, did it happen, it was like listening to a radio station programed by me (kinda was), but there is a little bit of chance and randomness involved. 

I used technology all the way to the Texas State line and then turned the AUX off and the radio on.  89.9 FM 90, Amarillo's Cutting Edge.  Who would have thought?  My favorite radio station was still playing songs I wanted to listen to, and new songs that I had not heard -but wanted to listen to.  College radio in the middle of a truck-stop-town nowhere, that destroys any and all radio in Tulsa.

I grew up listening to 89.9 and I turned out alright, didn't I?  That's not the point, what is the point is the ability of a station to be everything for all of these years.  Tuning in two weeks ago was like reconnecting with a long lost friend.  We've both grown up (kind of), but we are still the same even after all of these years and the time away from each other.  At least one of us should have changed for better or worse, right?  What are the chances that we grew old together with time being the only void that needed spanning?